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me: what is social life
me: can I reblog it
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I'm thinking of becoming an international pop star
LOL
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1 month ago - 
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| What are the odds of you being in my favour? | |
| Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you? | |
| Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? | |
| Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you. | |
| Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine. | |
| Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9. | |
| Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless. | |
| If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute. | |
| Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart. | |
| Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot? | |
| I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart. | |
| Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous. |
